Thursday, May 20, 2010

Survey: Have there been stupid crimes in your area that made you say "WHAT the HELL?"?

Just saw on my local news that one of the suburban McDonald's restaurants got robbed...by a man in a mask...wielding a KNIFE.





a KNIFE.





Let me repeat that...





a KNIFE!!!





You mean to tell me not ONE of the employees thought.."Hmm. We have burning hot oil, and baskets with boiling hot hash browns. We also have knives. There are more of us than there are robbers."





a KNIFE....damn p*ssies.

Survey: Have there been stupid crimes in your area that made you say "WHAT the HELL?"?
A guy snatched the purse of the girlfriend of a local track star. Dude was laughing as he was running him down, shouting, "I'm all-conference! You ain't gettin' away!"





And he didn't.
Reply:Someone spray painted the word "Bloods" on the sign for our county.





I live in rural SC. We don't even have paved roads everywhere yet, let alone well-organized gangs haha.
Reply:A guy here was high and drove his SUV through the mall after hours. Not clue why he thought it would be a good idea but he drove around about 15 minutes and when he came out the cops were waiting on him.
Reply:We had a guy break into a house, force the man in the house to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes, and left.





What the HELL?
Reply:yep heres a couple for you


Stupid Crime Number one:


Down here at the burger king, 2 kids were caught putting weed in the cops burgers.....after the cop finished it, he said, you know what this tastes like weed..... then they were tooken to a hospital where both tested positive for drugs... now heres the eyebrow raiser. 1. how did the cop know what weed tasted like? 2. With as little as they put on there how the heck did they test positive for drugs..... them cops were already smokin......





Stupid crime number two:


The Chuckie Cheese employees here got caught mixing alchol in kids drinks..... they were caught when a mom took a drink and said Hey there's alchol in this. Now I dont know about you, but how could people have missed this for so long....... stupid people doing stupid stuff now days
Reply:Ha ha haaa! Girl you do know that the brightest and best do NOT work a McD's right? LOL Sorry ... not meaning to be cruel, but there is no surprise there! ;-)





Stupid crimes? Are ya kidding? I live in California. We're second only to ... New York! LMBO!!





Here's one for ya:





* Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing BESIDE them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up. (That's a Raiders fan for ya! LOL)





and there was this one ...





* Police in Los Angeles were interrogating a group of men in a lineup about a local robbery. When the detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's NOT what I said!" Uh ... you're under arrest fer cryin out loud! LOL





And just about a week ago we had a guy rob a bank fairly locally and as he ran out of the bank to make his get away his MOTHER was walking in. Yeah ... she grabbed him by his ear and held him until the police showed up! LOL How about if your gonna rob a bank do NOT choose the one your momma banks at?!! =D





Peace ...





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Reply:Ahhh Yeahhhh. Murder .... like 3 in 5 days plus a carjacking and high speed case that ended in a multiple car crash. All with guns. Plus I got a new neighbor that moved in two months ago, and the police knocked on my door and asked if I had seen the new neighbors. I said they were there last night. Apparently they were squatters and had stolen every thing from the house, sinks toilets, copper wiring, furnace, water heater, stair banisters etc.


This is around 50 miles south of Oakland and 10 miles north east of beautiful Monterey. If you eat lettuce it more than likeley came from here ... check your lables.
Reply:Many people are unaware of how dangerous Hash Browns really are.


Whilst dining at a fancy breakfast establishment once (McDonalds) Wonder received 3rd degree burns after tripping over a greasy hash brown that had been dropped upon the floor, and Wonder went flying into a large basket filled with sizzling hot hash browns, fresh out of the oil.





%26lt;----- still has 14 scars and burn marks from that unfortunatye (French word) incident :(
Reply:Some guy in a wheelchair robbed a bank and then wheeled on over to a sub shop nearby and got a sub.
Reply:YES!!





there was a break in down the street, and the intruder ran away b/c the OLD lady took out a gun. The intruder was caught.
Reply:A guy robbed my local post office with a shotgun


whats so stupid about that you might ask


his getaway vehicle was a bicycle


I live in a small town with about 3,000 people in it


How hard is it to see a guy with a big bag of money and a shotgun on damn bicycle


he didn't get very far
Reply:Do want you want with the girl but LEAVE ME ALONE! (that`s what the brave manager said)


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