Letter to older employees?

Dear employee:





As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.





Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the next fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program will be known as S.L.A.P. (Severance of Late-Aged Personnel).





Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place.





This review phase of the program will be called S.C.R.E.W. (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Elderly Workers).

Letter to older employees?
hahahaha. thats mean to the oldies. haha. funny for everyone though.
Reply:lol i cant read it all because i keep laughing, not easy being in work, ill let you knw what i thought after ive read it :P





Update: managed to get through it in my lunch break with hardly anyone around, couldn't stop laughing, fantastic joke :D, could only imagine if this was a real letter :D
Reply:i have been slapp. and s.h.i.t. on. and still i work for then.. that the local gove. .. cant wait for more s. h.i.t. ..... ha ha ha
Reply:Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!


I loved the last two paragraphs.


ROFL!!!


STAR FOR YOU!!! =D
Reply:hahahhahahahahahahahlolololololololololo...
Reply:our management would love that
Reply:Funny stuff, I like it.
Reply:?!?! *lol*





I cannot believe what my eyes show me...
Reply:it is very nice letter
Reply:AH!!!!!!!!!!! why like that??????
Reply:hehe........good one.......
Reply:lol thats great
Reply:very funny


excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...