Have u ever got a letter like this???from management?

COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:





As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we


are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.





Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early


retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our


future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of


the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect


immediately.





This program will be known as SLAP. (Sever Late-Age Personnel).


Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs


outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their


employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of


the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early


Workers).





All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with


upper management. This appeal is called SHAFT(Study by Higher


Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an


employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times


as the company deems appropriate.





If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to


get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or


CLAP (Combined Lump-sum Assistance Payment). As HERPES and CLAP are


considered benefit plans, an employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will


no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.





Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board


that the company will continue its policy of training employees through


our Special High Intensity Training (****). We take pride in the amount


of **** our employees receive. We have given our employees more ****


than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive


enough **** on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor


is specially trained to make sure you receive all the **** you can


stand. And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us.





THE MANAGEMENT

Have u ever got a letter like this???from management?
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