19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
22. So what's the speed of dark?
23. How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
25. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
30. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Survey : Do you wonder about things part 2?
You have made my day. My son kept on asking me what was so funny. I have never laughed out so loud. Thanks a million.
Reply:Lol Cheri you really had me laughing out loud tonight,but the best is the Americans throwing rice and the Asians throwing Hamburgers,my hubby said thanjs for the laugh and so do I.xxxx
Reply:Loved it
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