RETIREMENT POLICY - As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas, we are forced to

cut down on our number of personnel.





Under the plan the older employees will be asked to go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans.


Therefore a programme to phase out older personnel by the end of the current financial year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. The programme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early.)


Employees who are RAPED will be given the opportunity to look for other jobs outside the company, provided that they are being RAPED they can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).


All employees who have been RAPED or SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This will be called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termintion). Under the terms of the new policy employees may be RAPED once, SCREWED twice, but be SHAFTED as

RETIREMENT POLICY - As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas, we are forced to
yes just like my company!
Reply:magic :)
Reply:Yep, that sounds about right!!! That's pretty good!! :)
Reply:are you trying to be funny? because you failed miserably!!
Reply:bit too long mate
Reply:WOW...U GOT TOO MUCH TIME N UR HANDS....


U SHOULD WORK ON BEIGN FUNNY
Reply:I see that some answerer's were not keen on this tale ,but it is not to far from the truth is-it.Anyway I did find very amusing9/10.
Reply:Cute but funny! 8/10!
Reply:try this


life at work is like a tree full of monkeys


all on different limbs at different levels


some monkeys are climbing up, some down


the monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.


the monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but


@s*h*les.
Reply:good one typical upper management
Reply:thanks for the laugh

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