Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
Survey:For all mature people,do you agree with this?
yea i agree with almost everything....but it's funny to read the truth! :)
Reply:Sorry, I had to stop when I got to dumb man + dumb woman = marriage. That's sad that you actually believe that. I'm still a romantic and believe in the happily ever after.
Reply:Yea pretty much especially the one: "women have the last word in an argument" %26amp; "Every word a man says is the beginning of a new argument"
Reply:Whoaa!!
You've done an entire PH. d in this subject ,
Yeah I do agree with the things you've written.
Reply:LMAO!
So true..
Reply:Yes and no.
Reply:thats pretty much right on the dot
Reply:Yeah I agree!
Reply:Haha I agree with most of it.
Good one.
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