Dear Employee:?

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.





Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.





Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.





This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.





SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.





SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.





This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

Dear Employee:?
Are you going to be my new supervisor? Have a great day?
Reply:wow, thats genius,so impressed
Reply:That is 1 wacky joke. What job was they employed for
Reply:that is about what our society amounts to at times. you hit the the head of the hammer on that nail. lol- or was it a screw?? either way screwed may appeal. good one lol-lol.
Reply:very true, nice 1
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lifes tough
Reply:almost didn't read the whole thing. glad i did. worth a star. (wish i could give you more than one)
Reply:good one
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Reply:oh my gosh i could barely read all of it i was laughing so hard!
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Reply:good one





Ah, the typical gratitude of the large companies....
Reply:ROFL!!! That is funny!!!
Reply:Great. Dont you love it when things work out like that?