Survey : Do you wonder about things part 2?

19. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?





20. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?





21. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."





22. So what's the speed of dark?





23. How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?





24. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?





25. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?





26. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?





27. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.





28. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?





29. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?





30. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?





31. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Survey : Do you wonder about things part 2?
You have made my day. My son kept on asking me what was so funny. I have never laughed out so loud. Thanks a million.
Reply:Lol Cheri you really had me laughing out loud tonight,but the best is the Americans throwing rice and the Asians throwing Hamburgers,my hubby said thanjs for the laugh and so do I.xxxx
Reply:Loved it

Survey: Have there been stupid crimes in your area that made you say "WHAT the HELL?"?

Just saw on my local news that one of the suburban McDonald's restaurants got robbed...by a man in a mask...wielding a KNIFE.





a KNIFE.





Let me repeat that...





a KNIFE!!!





You mean to tell me not ONE of the employees thought.."Hmm. We have burning hot oil, and baskets with boiling hot hash browns. We also have knives. There are more of us than there are robbers."





a KNIFE....damn p*ssies.

Survey: Have there been stupid crimes in your area that made you say "WHAT the HELL?"?
A guy snatched the purse of the girlfriend of a local track star. Dude was laughing as he was running him down, shouting, "I'm all-conference! You ain't gettin' away!"





And he didn't.
Reply:Someone spray painted the word "Bloods" on the sign for our county.





I live in rural SC. We don't even have paved roads everywhere yet, let alone well-organized gangs haha.
Reply:A guy here was high and drove his SUV through the mall after hours. Not clue why he thought it would be a good idea but he drove around about 15 minutes and when he came out the cops were waiting on him.
Reply:We had a guy break into a house, force the man in the house to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes, and left.





What the HELL?
Reply:yep heres a couple for you


Stupid Crime Number one:


Down here at the burger king, 2 kids were caught putting weed in the cops burgers.....after the cop finished it, he said, you know what this tastes like weed..... then they were tooken to a hospital where both tested positive for drugs... now heres the eyebrow raiser. 1. how did the cop know what weed tasted like? 2. With as little as they put on there how the heck did they test positive for drugs..... them cops were already smokin......





Stupid crime number two:


The Chuckie Cheese employees here got caught mixing alchol in kids drinks..... they were caught when a mom took a drink and said Hey there's alchol in this. Now I dont know about you, but how could people have missed this for so long....... stupid people doing stupid stuff now days
Reply:Ha ha haaa! Girl you do know that the brightest and best do NOT work a McD's right? LOL Sorry ... not meaning to be cruel, but there is no surprise there! ;-)





Stupid crimes? Are ya kidding? I live in California. We're second only to ... New York! LMBO!!





Here's one for ya:





* Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing BESIDE them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up. (That's a Raiders fan for ya! LOL)





and there was this one ...





* Police in Los Angeles were interrogating a group of men in a lineup about a local robbery. When the detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's NOT what I said!" Uh ... you're under arrest fer cryin out loud! LOL





And just about a week ago we had a guy rob a bank fairly locally and as he ran out of the bank to make his get away his MOTHER was walking in. Yeah ... she grabbed him by his ear and held him until the police showed up! LOL How about if your gonna rob a bank do NOT choose the one your momma banks at?!! =D





Peace ...





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Reply:Ahhh Yeahhhh. Murder .... like 3 in 5 days plus a carjacking and high speed case that ended in a multiple car crash. All with guns. Plus I got a new neighbor that moved in two months ago, and the police knocked on my door and asked if I had seen the new neighbors. I said they were there last night. Apparently they were squatters and had stolen every thing from the house, sinks toilets, copper wiring, furnace, water heater, stair banisters etc.


This is around 50 miles south of Oakland and 10 miles north east of beautiful Monterey. If you eat lettuce it more than likeley came from here ... check your lables.
Reply:Many people are unaware of how dangerous Hash Browns really are.


Whilst dining at a fancy breakfast establishment once (McDonalds) Wonder received 3rd degree burns after tripping over a greasy hash brown that had been dropped upon the floor, and Wonder went flying into a large basket filled with sizzling hot hash browns, fresh out of the oil.





%26lt;----- still has 14 scars and burn marks from that unfortunatye (French word) incident :(
Reply:Some guy in a wheelchair robbed a bank and then wheeled on over to a sub shop nearby and got a sub.
Reply:YES!!





there was a break in down the street, and the intruder ran away b/c the OLD lady took out a gun. The intruder was caught.
Reply:A guy robbed my local post office with a shotgun


whats so stupid about that you might ask


his getaway vehicle was a bicycle


I live in a small town with about 3,000 people in it


How hard is it to see a guy with a big bag of money and a shotgun on damn bicycle


he didn't get very far
Reply:Do want you want with the girl but LEAVE ME ALONE! (that`s what the brave manager said)

Survey : Air Transportation in the GCC & MENA Region?

1. Do you use Air Charter or Air Taxi service?





2. Do you think you will be using such service if it is introduced?





3. Do you use any other transport systems such as helicopter?





4. Where do you reside and work?





5. To which destinations you travel on business?





6. How many trips for Business Travel (business or first class)?





7. How many employees (Senior Executives) of your company travel with you or together to the same destinations? No. of Employees





8. How many employees (Junior Executives) of your company travel with you or together to the same destinations? No. of Employees





Thank You For Your Answer ! ...

Survey : Air Transportation in the GCC %26amp; MENA Region?
1. NO


2. NO


3. NO


4. YES


5. 8 times


6. 2 times


7. 2 persons


8. None

perfect teeth

Here's the survey?

gender: Male or Female


Age: 9-12, 18-22, 23-30, 31-40, 41+


how often do u eat there?:less than once every 3months, about once a month, once every 2 weeks, once a week, 2 or 3 times a week


which food do u prefer? chicken sandwiches, milkshake, chicken nuggets/fingers, wraps, or salads


on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate the employees and their politeness?


1-10 how would you rate the restaurant's sanitation?


1-10 how would you rate their food?


do you think Chick-fil-a's prices are reasonable?


is there any area(s) that you think Chick-Fil-A could improve on?


if so then what?

Here's the survey?
All of the Above!
Reply:Yes.
Reply:female my age is 14 so i shouldnt take the survey lol none of the above never been there probaly chicken sanwhiches 7 7 7 idk having more so ppl can try it
Reply:We don't have one of those around here
Reply:female


31-40


once a week


chicken sandwiches


4


4


6


yes


no

Poll/Survey ::: At McDonald's...?

should the employees be REQUIRED to wear hairnets?





Cause I found a hair in my food today, and I told the manager that they should....and she didn't seem to care.





What do YOU think?

Poll/Survey ::: At McDonald's...?
Yeah, sure...


Personally, I do NOT want to eat any McHair.
Reply:I think, that McDonalds is a waste of the worlds resources and should be shut down, its making the world a sicker place.


Why are you even eatting that shitt anyways??!!!


I would be suprised if you continued to eat it after that experience. ...
Reply:I thought they were. At least the cooks and the counter help wear hats or visors. E-mail McDonald's you'll probably get a coupon and an apology. Make sure you tell them you talked to the manager.
Reply:I think they are supposed to be required to wear one.. aren't they?
Reply:Personally, I think everybody working at any and all restaurants should wear hairnets.
Reply:I think that they should wear hair nets. When I worked there in my teens we were required to wear ponytails and to not touch our hair.
Reply:Yeah, that's gross. I think they should. I would go to the better business bureau if she didn't care.
Reply:Hell yes they should, it's unsanitary.
Reply:Yes I swear the other day my daughter got an ice cream cone and the ladies hair was hanging in it as she rang us up. SICK!!
Reply:yeah, I think they should. If the manager wasn't interested you should go to the health dept.
Reply:They should at least be wearing hats.
Reply:I only wish they could all be bald...
Reply:Yes they should
Reply:Gosh!


U should complain to Ronald McDonald..








On a serious note, maybe they should
Reply:yes they should
Reply:yes

I TOOK A SURVEY AND WOULD BELIEVE HALF of THE MEN ARE CIRCUMSIZED????

IT'S TRUE, HALF OF AMERICAN FOLKS ARE JEWISH!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. I DID THIS AT MY JOB IN A FACTORY OF OVER 1200 EMPLOYEES. WHO WOULD DO THIS TO A CHILD?? I'M NOT CUT AND THANK YOU GOD IN HEAVEN. I'VE HEARD BECAUSE IT CUTS DOWN ON DISEASE, THAT'S A CROCK, IF YOUR FATHER SHOWS YOU HOW TO CLEAN PROPERLY AS A CHILD...... ALSO MEN ARE MORE SENSITIVE WITH IT NOT BEING CUT, AND DON'T HAVE TO USE CREAMS AND JELLS.... I THINK IT'S SEXIER TOO...... WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS EXTRA SKIN??????????????????????

I TOOK A SURVEY AND WOULD BELIEVE HALF of THE MEN ARE CIRCUMSIZED????
Wow, on the one hand you are kind of right, on the other hand, you are wrong.





If you are in the U.S., all of those men who are circumcised are not done because they are Jewish. It is because it is the custom of people here in the U.S. to mulilate their little infant boys. It started a long time ago in Victorian times in England and the U.S. Once they realized that it was not necessary and did not cause the diseases they thought it would, England dropped the practice like a hot potato, but the U.S. continues. A circumcised penis is rare in European countries. As a matter of fact, the main people in the world who circumcise their boys are the Jewish, the Muslim, (for religious reasons) and the U.S. Only 20% of the world's men are circumcised, and 18% of those men are from the U.S.





Why? Because here in the U.S., they use infant foreskins for burn treatment, and beauty products. Routine "medical" circumcision makes the doctors a lot of $$$$, because they charge to do it, then they sell the foreskins. And since it's been done so long, a lot of doctors don't know the proper care of an intact baby boy, (i.e., LEAVING IT ALONE!) and advise parents to clean and scrub under it, which causes it to get infected (I mean, just the same way it would hurt a girls privates to do this, it hurst a boys) which may lead to a then "necessary" circumcision a little later down the road.





But I agree with you. My husband is going through foreskin restoration now. The amount of sensitivity he has gained from keeping the glans covered has caused him to have more feeling in it now, and it is amazing...orgasms are entirely different now.





Thank goodness I educated myself when I was pregnant, and my baby boy has every last bit of the the genitilia that he was born with.


*******


Wolf, Wolf, Wolf...(shakes head) typical American female. Have you taken a mirror to your own genitals lately? What you see down there is far more "gross" than any intact penis. It's genitals. They are not supposed to be ugly or pretty. They are supposed to be functional.





Tell me, if you were to get a vaginal infection, or a yeast infection, or any other "good ole" bacterial infection, what part of your genitals would amputate to get rid of it? The facts are females get just as many or more infections that they have to get treated than an intact man does. 80% of the world's population of men are intact. None of them are complaining.





As for the claim of less sexually transmitted disease. Why don't you go and talk to one of the millions of CIRCUMCISED MEN who have the same diseases, and who have AIDS? Circumcision does not prevent these things. PROTECTION, CONDOMS are what prevents them.





Oh, and Peachyone, your lack of intelligence is astounding. Have you ever spoken to a man who has had both intact and later circumcised sex? If you spoke with a man who was circumcised as an infant, he never knew what he had in the first place to know what he was missing. The frenelum, on the underside of the foreskin, has the same amount of nerve equivalence as the female's clitoris. For some intact men, they can be stimulated to orgasm from stimulation of the frenulum alone, the same way as a female is able to be stimulated to orgasm via the clitoris. During circumcision, most or more typically, all of the frenulum is lost.





Just the same way as a circumcised woman can still have children and be stimulated to orgasm via the g-spot with no clitoris, the same it is for circumcised men. They can still bear children, and have orgasms, but the orgasms are in no way the same as they would have been if their genitilia had been left as nature (or God if you'd rather) intended for them to be.





I challenge any one of you to scroll down to the bottom of this screen, click UK and ask any one over seas what they think of circumcised men. The response you get may surprise you. Preference for circumcised men only exist here in the U.S. and in other Jewish and Muslim cultures. The same reasions for and stigmatisms that surround male circumcision here, are associated with reasons in other lands where female circumcisions exist. (It's cleaner, ew, uncut genitals are gross, sex will be better, etc.) They are exactly the same over there where female circumcision continues as they are over here.





Every part of the genitals are there for a purpose, and should be left alone, and not amputated.
Reply:Dear Answerer,


Your lack of TACT is astounding. If I have not fully understood (in your view) the anatomy of a foreskin function, it does not indicate lack of intelligence, but rather an ignorance of that "fact". Report Abuse

Reply:Actually, peachyone, it shows that you shouldn't have answered the question without the correct amount of information. Since you answered it anyways, that makes you an idiot. You are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Report Abuse

Reply:It does not cut down on disease unless you are sexually active and negate the responsibility of using a condom. Women get far more infections than men do..we don't go around chopping Labia off. Some of these answers here are ridiculous. Sorry.


Sex feels better with an uncircumsized man.





That's all I'm saying about this.
Reply:More than Jewish men are circumsized. In fact, I'd say about 70% of the penis I have seen are circumsized here in the US - and only about 15% of those men were Jewish.
Reply:get over yourself.
Reply:The crock is that half of American folks are Jewish. They aren't the only ones who circumcise. I am female and prefer cut to uncut. I have never thought that the "dangle" is in any way "sexy".Yes, the uncut men I have known are more "sensitive" which has meant they don't last as long. Not a plus where women are concerned. And just to enlighten you, "female circumcision" involves cutting out the entire clitoris which would be like you losing your entire penis. Not an equal proposition at all.
Reply:thats disgusting


doctors think they know more than God but they dont!!!!!!!
Reply:It's common practice in America to circumsize babies. I don't agree with it but not everyone who's circumsized is a jew. Since the jews run the media they want their sick tradition to be brought upon Whites so they can blend in.
Reply:I really couldn't care less about another man's foreskin. I'm cut and glad to be so, but I have witnessed my nephew getting his circumcision and......I was disgusted
Reply:whilst the point on sensitivity and protection against disease ( provided they clean properly) are certainly correct, not all circumscised men are jewish, far from it.





personally i like the extra skin, and my partner does too, he unfortunatley was forced when little to have the operation due to parent's who seem to think they know everything that's best for their child, but variety is the spice of life as they say.





also note, PLEASE DONT POST IN ALL CAPS, AS ITS CONSIDERED SHOUTING AND COUNTS AS DISRUPTIVE POSTING.
Reply:most men get cut, not just jews.





and it does decrease std/hiv risk not to mention regular 'ole bacterial infections. even with cleaning why risk it?


plently of men still enjoy sex while cut and its easier to get a condom on.


I think its gross to be uncut
Reply:Jews work in factories?
Reply:all i know is that I'm uncut my wife loves it and gets more friction and orgasms that way so yeah i like having my whole penis and not a captain without its hat

Please answer another survey? Please?

1. Do you ever look at the "similar" questions that Yahoo gives you when you ask a new question?


2. Do you like Frank Sinatra?


3. Did anyone ever tell you that they love you "a bushel and a peck"?


4. Should employees be allowed to have a nap at work, paid, so that in the afternoon they can be more productive?





Dragon loves you! ♥

Please answer another survey? Please?
1. At times. They don't phase me a bit though


2. Who doesn't?


3. Never "a bushel and a peck", but have said I love you


4. I like this idea





JoBu loves you too!





REDRUM!
Reply:1. Yes


2. No


3. No


4. Yes
Reply:1.yes


2.yes


3.haha,um no


4.yes
Reply:1. yes


2. yes


3. no


4. yes
Reply:All the time they pop up like a popcorn machine and sometimes they are not the same...just worded differently but they have to keep that popcorn machine HAPPY...miia
Reply:no, yes, yes, yes
Reply:yes


yes


yes


no
Reply:No.


Like is a strong word.


No.


Not when they work for me!


Ditto
Reply:Kricket loves Dragon too!


1. No, maybe I should and I wouldn't get "I've answered this question 10 times prior" as most of my answers to my questions!


2. Yes, he rocks.


3. Yes, my grandpa said that all the time.


4. YES, I would get so much more work done if I could take a power nap at about 1pm.
Reply:1. I have never asked a question, so umm, no.


2. I am Italian. I like Frank Sinatra. It's like a law for us.


3. Yes, my grandma. I haven't thought about that in years. Thanks for reminding me. :)


4. Yes, but not on the clock.
Reply:1=yes


2=no


3=no


4=yes
Reply:i did once and it turns out they are not 'similar' at all


love him


no


yes...I'm going to start a petition for this right away..





simplysim loves dragon too..
Reply:No, I don't ever really pay attention to the "similar" questions.. Half the fun is scrolling through and seeing who is asking what....





I haven't really listened to Old Blue Eyes.....But isn't it funny I know his nick name??





No one has told me they love me "a bushel and a peck" but they've told me they love me by leaps and bounds.....





YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Reply:1. sometimes, but not usually


2. yes


3. a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck - my mom used to say that.


4. sounds like a great idea!





Witchy1 loves you!
Reply:yes


no


no


yes and of coarse
Reply:Yes


No


No


Yes
Reply:1. Only when they catch my eye


2. He's okay


3. No, I haven't ever had someone say that to me


4. Yes! I agree completely! Maybe I should tell that to my Boss...maybe she'd let me take a nap!♥





I ♥love♥ Dragon!
Reply:no


yes


yes


yes
Reply:1.nah not really i dont ask questions for answers all the time i usually do it for entertainment purposes





2.nope





3.nah





4.hell yeh





your biggest fan yahoo answers fan


some guy

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